A lighter side

With the recent elections everyone has been on the serious side of things, wondering what is happening to our country.

Taking some time off, let me share with you some interesting pix I got from e-mails.

There are no small mistakes in our business!

I have always wondered what the arrows were for

I KNOW you have a merz...

Looks like our PM's son in law have ventured into a new business

Some signs that are too good to miss

Some really great signs that makes you think.

At least the asked politely

10 points for honesty

A very helpful sign

Errr, how many hours in a day?

I didn't know that ...

I guess the roaches don't smoke

Nice NEW name

My new antivirus

My anti-virus software is expiring this month. It means the software is not going to have live update of the new viruses. Why in the world must these software have to be renewed every year, apart of cheating us of more money?

Anyway, as I start on my search for a new antivirus (my current one is taking up too much memory), I asked a friend of mine for advice. He explained that there are too many in the market.

So I told him, I wanted the cheapest and the best.

He told me he's got one, that's foolproof and the cheapest.

This is what he reccommended ...

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The cheapest anti virus

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

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The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

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The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!