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Monday, September 3, 2007

Urine Detection Device


I saw this sign in a lift yesterday. OMG! What the heck is a urine detection device? So if you piss in the lift, out comes a camera and snaps your picture. That's my first guess. And the best part was, it was found in a lift that was over 20 years old.

But firstly, how do you detect urine or when someone is pissing. Detection by smell? hmmmm. I don't think that the machine is that advanced yet. Moreover in a 20 year old lift. Or maybe if it detects water on the floor. Don't think so. If someone is washing the floor or on a rainy day, then the camera would snap like mad.

I actually looked and investigated thoroughly the internal of the lift. Not a single camera to be found. It could have been a hidden, hidden camera. One that is so hidden, you cannot see it. But once urine is detected, it jumps out and snaps your picture.

To be honest, instead of using such a high-tech device, a small camera in the lift would be more than sufficient and it would deter crimes from happening in the lifts as well. If you really need a urine detection device, I think the most efficient one would be to hire a person and hide him in a compartment in the lift. When he smells or hears someone pissing, then he sticks his head out and snaps the picture. Definitely more efficient and cheaper.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Local Indonesian Pork in Singapore


Found this at Giant, Singapore. A bit confusing thought. What do you mean by Local Fresh Indonesian Pork in Singapore? Local means in Singapore. So that makes it Singaporean pork, but it's local Indonesian pork, so it's probably pork from Indonesia. But wait, how can it be local, if it's from Indonesia. Arrrgggghhhhh. I am getting a headache.

Wait! I got it. It's meat from a pig that was born in Indonesia, but moved to Singapore and grew up and finally slaughthered in Singapore. Yar, that's it. Or maybe it's a Singapore pig who grew up in Indonesia. Man, they actually sell meat based on the citizenship of the animals. What next? Local fresh Malaysian fruits? Locally bottled Vietnam water?